In last Friday’s combination Balls & Strikes weekly newsletter and raucous celebration of the site’s one-year anniversary, I promised that we’d give away a couple of our special edition Umpire John Roberts Bobbleheads to lucky readers, just as soon as we figured out how to do so without triggering an immediate FTC investigation. Thanks to actual lawyers whose expertise extends beyond me, a person who last practiced law in 2017, typing “giveaway rules bobbleheads please send help” into Ask Jeeves, we can go ahead and get the most important doll-themed sweepstakes in progressive legal media history underway. 

All the legal stuff is below, but here are the headnotes: Anyone who subscribes to the Balls & Strikes newsletter between now and next Thursday will be automatically entered to win. (People who subscribe already, my truest allies, don’t need to do anything more to enter.) After that, we’ll pick 10 names at random to receive the prize, which is, again, a novelty ceramic figurine of the Chief Justice of the United States wearing old-timey umpire regalia and standing over the Voting Rights Act of 1965 like Russell Crowe at the end of Gladiator

Good luck! Okay, here we go with the rest of it:

Contributing will not improve chances of winning. Void where prohibited by law. Enter for free by clicking here; enter by subscribing to the Balls & Strikes newsletter here. Entries must be received by 11:59 p.m. ET on September 29, 2022. Ten winners will receive the following prize package: Umpire John Roberts Bobblehead, approximate value of $15. Odds of winning depend on number of entries received. All federal, state and local taxes associated with the receipt or use of any prize are the sole responsibility of winner. All decisions of Sponsor are final. Promotion open only to U.S. citizens, or lawful permanent U.S. residents who are legal residents of 50 United States, District of Columbia and Puerto Rico and 18 or older (or age of majority under applicable law). Promotion subject to official rules and additional restrictions on eligibility. Sponsor is Demand Justice, 1010 Vermont Ave NW, Suite 300, Washington DC 20005.

As always, you can find us at ballsandstrikes.org, or follow us on Twitter @ballsstrikes, or get in touch via [email protected]. Thanks for reading.

This Week In Balls & Strikes

The Washington Post Editorial Board Is Getting Supreme Court Reform Spectacularly Wrong, Jay Willis
Performative moderation is a plague.

Book Review: Dinners With Ruth and Without Any Semblance of Journalistic Standards, By Nina Totenberg, G.S. Hans
Access journalism is also a plague.

Conservative Law Professors Keep Testing the Limits of the Human Capacity For Shame, Elie Mystal
Jonathan Turley continues his doomed pursuit of the federal judicial appointment that will never come.

Republican Supreme Court to Decide If Democrats Are Allowed to Win Elections Anymore, Yvette Borja
Our Supreme Court term previews continue with Moore v Harper.

This Week In Other Stuff We Appreciated

The Story of the Praying Bremerton Coach Keeps Getting More Surreal, Danny Westneat, The Seattle Times
The school is trying to give Joseph Kennedy his job back. He’s too busy making the conservative media rounds to return their calls.

The Trump-Appointed Judge Delivers the Goods For Her Patron, E.J. Dionne, The Washington Post
Aileen Cannon was tapped for the federal bench for a reason.

The Wrong Trump Judge at the Right Time Can Wreak Havoc, Jamelle Bouie, The New York Times
“Partisan problems demand partisan solutions.”

John Roberts’s Long Game, Linda Greenhouse, The Atlantic
Stop us if you’ve heard this before: A new Supreme Court case could mean the end of whatever still remains of the Voting Rights Act.

This Week In Obscure Photos of Supreme Court Justices On Getty Images

Sandra Day O’Connor (right) is shown in a family album picture from Easter 1940, taken on the family ranch. (Bettmann / Getty Images)